COME BACK, MELANIE C, ALL IS FORGIVEN
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We received a copy of The 411's debut album 'Between The Sheets' today, and it contains our very favourite type of song - a comedy ballad about homeless people.
Even better, it features The 411 girls swearing in frustration at the plight of the homeless! Those poor homeless! Whom no one cares about! Except the popstars! The popstars care, and they are the only ones!
Challenging Mel C's "I couldn't live without my phone / But you don't even have a home" for most unintentionally hilarious song lyric about the homeless ever, The 411 enter with "What if it was you down on your luck? / What if it was you, and no one gave a fuck?"
We may have to deduct points from The 411's effort for poor grammar, but otherwise: a sterling effort.
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