Tuesday, January 13, 2004

AlistairWatch: Week Two

We had hoped that AlistairWatch wouldn't be needed for more than one week, but due to the giant conspiracy to get Alistair off our screens*, we shall have to continue our vigil. And, since we're in a literary mood today, we've written a poem to express our innermost feelings about this unfortunate turn of events.

Waiting for Alistair
The other week, to my despair,
I saw that Alistair wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today.
I wish Lorne Spicer would go away.

(But Alistair was wearing A Big Scarf at the end of yesterday's programme, so it's not all bad news.)

*May not be a real conspiracy.


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