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Monday, October 27, 2003

Dear The Almighty Jessica... - Monday

Yes, that's right, the almighty Jessica from Liberty X is now in session to solve all your problems with her out-and-out aceness. So without further ado, let's see what she's got to say.

Confused from Wilby writes: Dear Agony Aunt Jessica - not Aunt Jess(ica Fletcher) I hope! - I have a terrible problem. Nick has much nice showers at his gym than me. Please help. Lots of love, Confused from Wilby xxx.

The Almighty Jessica says: Dear Confused, I can appreciate your distress. However, it is not helpful to spend your life feeling envious of others, since it can perpetuate a vicious circle, and you will find you are never happy. Learn to love the showers that you have. Think about the ways in which you do love them. Alternatively, forsake going to the gym altogether and do the Liberty X workout video from the comfort of your own home. Hurrah!

Sound advice there from the Almighty Jessica. She'll be back tomorrow solving the problems of a Mr BestWorst of BestWorst Crescent in her own uniquely ace manner. If you have a problem that you'd like the Almighty Jessica to solve, please detail it in the comment boxes below.

DISCLAIMER: Jessica, in the unlikely event that you read this, please do not sue me. This is all meant in the best possible affection, because you are an icon to lesser beings like myself. Steve x