Sunday, October 26, 2003

Agony? Let Jessica help you...

We're very sorry that there haven't been any updates for a few days. There's been a bit of an upheaval here at Panda Towers, but normal service should be resumed in a day or two.

However, we are very excited to have secured a special guest columnist over the next week: the almighty Jessica Taylor from Liberty X. We are very pleased to have the lovely Miss Jessica joining us since she is clearly the best thing about Liberty X, and she is our second favourite Jessica in the world ever.*

However, this left us with something of a challenge. What could we possibly offer Jessica to do on this site that is worthy of her almightiness? And then it came to us, in a flash of brilliance: Jessica will write the very first Panda Pops Agony Column.** So please, boys and girls, tell Jessica your problems in the comment box below, and over the coming week, she will use her brilliance to find you a solution, or your money back.***

*For those of you who are curious, our favourite Jessica in the world ever is the lovely Miss Jessica who runs Dirrrty Pop.
**Although it is technically possible that Steve will write it and just pretend he's Jessica.
***But since we weren't charging you in the first place, don't expect anything to come of this.


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