Wednesday, October 15, 2003

The Panda Pops Award for Best Unintentionally Hilarious Music Moment!

Well, it's been absolute bedlam here in our top secret location. The stars are none too happy being kept here all week for the close of the ceremony. There was a nasty moment earlier when Jennifer Ellison tried to claw her way out through the locked doors, but luckily she was sedated by a member of our specially trained medical crew (read: dragged back to her seat by me and a friend). So, before it gets really nasty and a member of the Slater family from EastEnders tries to clock us over the head with a Ming Vase, let's get on with it. The Panda Pops Award for Best Unintentionally Hilarious Music Moment.

And the winner is...
Blazin' Squad, for We Just Be Dreamin'!

Okay, we admit it, this one's a bit of a cop out. There are probably much better hilarious music moments to be awarded, but we just couldn't help ourselves. It's just the sight of all of them ambling around aimlessly, trying to look street but just coming off rather vacant. To my eyes, it's just very, very funny. Which makes it all the more worrying that their new single is quite catchy (although it still features its fair share of retarded rapping, which is a small relief). But basically any moment where these guys sit around acting all street is always amusing to me. It's sort of on the same level as me pretending this blog was written on the streets of Compton.

BLAZIN' SQUAD SAY: This award'll look right nice in da ghetto.

Honourable mention goes to: Kelly Osbourne's entire music "career".

Another (better, hopefully) award tomorrow, viewers!


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