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THE BRITS

We watched Property Ladder and Faking It instead, and missed nothing, apparently (lawsuit pending from the Young Disciples). The Darkness won everything, hoo-bloody-ray. They'll be as ubiquitous next year as Ms Dynamite has been this year.

The biggest travesty, of course, was Dido winning Best British Single. Normally I'd put it down to some confusion on the part of the voters, and that they thought they were voting for the Best British Person Who Is Single, but even then there's still no reason to vote for Dido because she has a face like a wet weekend in Rhyl and a personality to match. I can only assume that the Brits selection panel were in some kind of coma (presumably Dido-induced) when 'No Good Advice' was released. Cunts.

posted by Steve @ 12:21 pm