Wednesday, February 04, 2004

Sarah Beeny's boobs

Unaccustomed as I am to talking about ladybits, I have become very distressed by Sarah Beeny's boobs whilst watching Property Ladder. I'm not distressed by their presence, but by the fact that they appear to grow and shrink from scene to scene. In one scene, they were so large that they actually seemed to be obstructing her arms from moving freely.

How does she do this? Does she keep a little pump under one arm to casually inflate them if people aren't paying attention (as demonstrated by Sally Phillips in a memorable Smack the Pony sketch of yesteryear), or is it all to do with tight tops and good posture and lighting? Personally, I'm baffled.


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