Panda Pops

Baby let me take you somewhere only this girl's allow-ow-ow-owed...

Bless me father, for I have sinned. I have neglected my blog for nearly a month now, and I have no excuse, particularly when the lovely Mr Popjustice linked to here from his page. I promise to repent, and I shall say five Hail Nicolas every day. I would like to apologise to anyone who came here from the Popjustice site, and indeed to all my regular readers (I think there's about five of you now, I'm doing well...)

It's been a very emotional day. My heart leapt into my mouth when I heard that The Mighty Girls Aloud were to be playing at my old university's Summer Ball this year. Good news, I hear you cry. Well, not exactly. See, I don't have a ticket. I was all set to rant and rave and cry and kill my children when I read on my old SU website that the Aloud have cancelled due to a conflict of bookings. Therefore I no longer need to hatch a cunning plan to steal a ticket from a naive fresher with the cunning use of disco lights, a smoke machine and a vat of houmous. My sympathies go out to those attending the ball who now have to watch D-Side instead.

In other news, I love Scott from Big Brother. I really do. I realise that this is a terrible and corrupt thing to say, but look at this:
Don't you just want to do all sorts of unmentionable things to him in that cub scout's uniform? I'd like to take him somewhere only this boy's allow-ow-ow-owed, let me tell you.

If anyone wants me, I'll be seeking help.

posted by Steve @ 11:53 am