Wednesday, August 06, 2003

The Panda Pops guide on how to win Fame Academy

Going on close studies of the public voting from this series so far, this is the foolproof strategy of how to win:

- Be a bloke
- Give your most banal possible performance
- Sing the most banal, yet crowd-pleasing song
- Exude no charisma whatsoever
- Idolise stupid rock "stars" who are all talk and no talent (e.g Robbie Williams, Kelly Jones)

I can't find any other reason for the public to have voted useless dafties like Barry and Nick in, y'see.


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